God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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