she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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