And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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