I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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