oh god the rape fog is back!
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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