And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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