i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
And my parents said I crawled through the house
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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