toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
be right there i have to get my cape
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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