she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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