someone get that fucking seahorse.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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