party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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