bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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