Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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