i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I am available for nakedness
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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