I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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