a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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