sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
