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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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