My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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