she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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