That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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