He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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