I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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