So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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