At least make sure they are 18
Why
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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