Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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