margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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