I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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