He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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