Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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