But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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