we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
