i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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