All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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