At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
