he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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