the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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