your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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