I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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