I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
