it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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