I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he puts the penis in happiness.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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