end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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