i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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