Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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