Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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