Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I woke up under a house in Key West
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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