wake up i wanna do it froggy style
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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