two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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