We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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