Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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