Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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