Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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