How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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