i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
